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| AL
GORE Virus |
Causes
your computer to just keep counting |
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| CLINTON
Virus |
Gives
you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory |
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| BOB
DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus. |
Makes
a new hard drive out of an old floppy |
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| LEWINSKY
virus. |
Sucks
all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it
did |
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| RONALD
REAGAN virus |
Saves
your data, but forgets where it is stored |
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| JESSE
JACKSON virus |
Warns
you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while
illegitimately reproducing files in the background |
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| MIKE
TYSON virus |
Quits
after two bytes |
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| OPRAH
WINFREY virus |
Your
300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to restabilize
around 200mb |
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| JACK
KEVORKIAN virus |
Deletes
all old files |
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| PROZAC
virus |
Totally
screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care |
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| JOEY
BUTTAFUOCO virus |
Only
attacks minor files |
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| ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER virus |
Terminates
some files, leaves, but will be back |
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| LORENA
BOBBITT virus |
Reformats
your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows |
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| I
would love to credit the author of these humorous interpretations,
however, I received this funny write up via e-mail and do not know where
it came from. |
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